Defecating and urinating are essential bodily functions that a normal human being has to do regularly. If these processes are pretty normal, then why do people need to come up with so many funny ways to say going to the bathroom?
We will look at some of the polite ways to say bathroom break. But first, let’s look at some of the reasons why people need to come up with these funny phrases:
Avoid the embarrassment and stigma: The results of going to the bathroom are not that glamorous, and it is not something that you can brag about. Therefore, saying “I am going to the bathroom” funnily is a way of avoiding the embarrassment and stigma associated with going to the toilet.
Maintain a certain level of etiquette and manners: Let’s say a person is eating dinner with a group of people, and suddenly they need to go to the bathroom. It would be awkward for the person to say directly why they are leaving the table because whatever they are going to do in the bathroom would seem disgusting to the others at the table.
To be funny and enjoy light moments: Some people enjoy being funny (and hopefully not annoying). Using these expressions simply adds an extra layer of hilarity for them—and who doesn’t like adding laughter into their day?
Whatever reason people use these funny ways to say bathroom, they have proven to be effective in communicating what the speaker means. They are just a fun way of saying something that may otherwise come across as embarrassing, disgusting, rude, or offensive.
Funny Ways to Say Going to the Bathroom
The following are some of the funniest ways to say going to the bathroom.
- I’m gonna take the Browns to the Super Bowl
- Drain my snake.
- Let my taco leak.
- Lay a gentleman’s egg.
- Lose a half pound.
- I need to hump out a deuce.
- I’m gonna make brown
- I’m heading to dook city
- Well, I’m off to my office
- Gotta blast a dookie
- Time to drop the bass
- Just going to curl one out
- I need to make a deposit
- I’m gonna drop a load of dookie
- Well, I’m off to work on my second shift
- Gotta take care of business
- Just heading to drain the snake
- Need to unload some cargo
- Drain the main vein
- Drop the kids off at the pool
- Hey, I’m gonna drop a thumper dumper be right back
- Unload some timber
- Let the turtles loose
- Slop some bum slugs
- Deploying the USS Brownfish
- Churn the dookie butter
- Unloose the caboose
- Building a log cabin
- Sit on the throne
- Lay a brick
- Fill the peanut butter jar
- Bake a loaf
- Blow mud
- Dirty bombing
- Dropping anchor
- Going number two
- Making sausage
- Releasing the Kraken
- Taking a seat on the porcelain throne
- Stocking the pond
- Rolling a nut log
- Seeing a man about a horse
- Making a deposit at the porcelain bank
- Dropping a biscuit in the basket
- Delivering a load
- Communing with nature
- Taking the brown acid
- Strap-on slinging
- Taking a dump
- Packin’ it in
- Tossing your cookies
Common Toilet Vocabulary and Phrases to Save Your Day
“Bathroom” is the most popular word for this room. It’s used in many countries, but it’s not always the same thing. For example, some bathrooms will only have showers and bathtubs in them. So, if you stay at someone’s house or visit somewhere new, make sure you know what they call their bathroom!
Shower room: A room with a shower and a toilet, but not a bathtub.
Restroom: This word is used mainly by Americans and Canadians because they think it sounds fancy. It means “toilet” or “small toilet.”
Washroom: You’ll hear this one more often than restroom because it sounds less formal than restroom does.
Lavatory: Mostly used in Britain when referring to public toilets. Some people also use this word to mean a bathroom in general; however, Americans will use it more formally.
Loo: Loo is generally used as British slang for bathroom or toilet. It comes from the French word for “water,” which is “eau.”
So, What Are Your Favorite Funny Ways to Say Going to the Bathroom
People are always coming up with fun, creative, and different ways to say bathroom. Most of these are just silly phrases that people use as a joke or to be funny. But, some of them can be used in everyday conversation too.
From the list compiled above and many other phrases we have not even listed, you can see that there are plenty of ways to say going to the bathroom. Which one do you like the most? Let us know in the comments section down below.